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Only in a Potion

Posted on January 3rd, 2013

Only in a Potion, parody Harry Potter art by Amy Crook

Only in a Potion, parody Harry Potter art by Amy Crook, $59

Snape is deeply unimpressed by your devotion. “The only way I’d want your heart is for apotion,” he declares on this whimsically morbid little unValentine card. If you’ve got someone you’d like to stop loving you quite so much, or just know someone who loves Snape and would get a giggle out of the sentiment, this is the card for you!

You can even get the original art to have Snape glaring down at you in all his cranky glory.

Only in a Potion, 5″x7″ pen & ink and Copic markers on paper, original $59 with free shipping.

Only in a Potion, Harry Potter parody Valentine by Amy Crook

Only in a Potion, Harry Potter parody Valentine by Amy Crook

Categories: Daily Art, People, Figures and Faces, Series and Books, Things I'm a Fan Of, Zombies, Skulls, and Other Morbid Things
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Boring Without You

Posted on January 2nd, 2013

Bored Without You, Sherlock parody art by Amy Crook

Bored Without You, Sherlock parody art by Amy Crook

No one can do ennui quite like Sherlock, and today’s Valentine is no exception. Perfect for those apart from their beloveds, I even wrote a little poem to go with it:

“Blood spatter’s red,
Corpse lips are blue,
But murders are boring
When I’m without you.”

The wallpaper was drawn by hand on a light table, using a printout of the original pattern for reference, so each little scribbled motif is just a bit different from the rest. Sherlock’s got his stuffed hedgehog to keep him company, but it’s just not the same as having John there with him.

Boring Without You, 5″x7″ pen & ink and Copic markers on paper, original nfs (sold).

Boring Without You, a Sherlock parody Valentine by Amy Crook

Boring Without You, a Sherlock parody Valentine by Amy Crook

Categories: Daily Art, People, Figures and Faces, Series and Books, Things I'm a Fan Of, Whimsical and Strange
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OKCthulhu

Posted on January 1st, 2013

OKCthulhu parody by Amy Crook

OKCthulhu parody by Amy Crook

I was waffling about what to do for a Cthulhu Valentine this year when my friend Jeff suggested this particular parody idea. The result isn’t so much a Valentine as a wish for the recipient to find love without having to resort to Cthulhu. There’s references here to some of my favorite games, not to mention a certain popular dating site and a certain parody Tumblr.

And yes, Cthulhu is wearing a fedora.

OKCthulhu, 5″x7″ pen & ink and Copic markers on paper.

Categories: Angels, Cthulhu, and Other Myths, Daily Art, Series and Books, Tentacles, Things I'm a Fan Of, Whimsical and Strange
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Hello, Sexy!

Posted on December 31st, 2012

Hello, Sexy! parody Doctor Who fan art by Amy Crook

Hello, Sexy! parody Doctor Who fan art by Amy Crook

Hello, Sexy – Happy New Year! It might seem a little early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day and ways to express your adoration, but trust me, it’ll sneak right up on you in six short weeks. To help alleviate that “how did it get to be February” panic, I’ve got a whole week of Valentine (and unValentine) designs for you, all of which are perfectly good at showing affection (or loathing, in Snape’s case) any other time of the year as well.

Doctor Who is kicking off the week, with the Eleventh Doctor in his bowtie and fez. As we all know from watching The Doctor’s Wife, his secret name for the TARDIS is “Sexy,” though you can offer the sentiment to the geek guy or girl of your choice.

Hello, Sexy! 5″x7″ pen & ink and Copic markers on paper, original nfs (sold).

Hello, Sexy! Doctor Who Valentine by Amy Crook

Hello, Sexy! Doctor Who Valentine by Amy Crook

Categories: Daily Art, People, Figures and Faces, Series and Books, Things I'm a Fan Of, Whimsical and Strange
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Tentacle!

Posted on December 30th, 2012

Tentacle sketch by Amy Crook

Tentacle sketch by Amy Crook

I owe a somewhat patient friend of mine a tentacle or two, and I was thinking about that when I doodled this in someone’s coloring book. It’s the end of the year, a good time to wrap up things you owe people, after all.

Especially tentacles.

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Dresden Bookmark

Posted on December 29th, 2012

Harry Dresden Bookmark by Amy Crook

Harry Dresden Bookmark
by Amy Crook

Today I’m back to art you can’t have because it was for someone else’s Christmas present! And yes, I do give good presents.

For my birthday, this friend pre-ordered the new Dresden Files book for me, and so as part of his Christmas present I drew him up this portrait of a young, sassy Harry Dresden. The book Dresden’s a bit more careworn these days, though not actually any more fashionable, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor even after all he’s been through. Plus, here he’s got his staff and his blasting rod, because that’s just how he rolls.

Harry Dresden Bookmark, 2″x7″ pen & ink and Copic markers on paper, nfs.

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Instagram Valentine

Posted on December 28th, 2012

Instagram Valentine watercolor by Amy Crook

“I’d Instagram you with no filter.”
Instagram Valentine watercolor by Amy Crook, $79

Despite their recent faux pas, I have to admit I really do enjoy the Instagram photo service. I made a Valentine for it this year, so I’m glad they backpedaled and agreed to make the language a little less awful in their new TOS. The image I painted is of a generic person icon, just a head and shoulders, done in warm terra cotta with a sepia background, on a distressed “photo.”

Instagram Valentine, 7″x5″ pen & ink and watercolor on paper, $79 with free shipping. Or buy a card at Etsy!

Instagram Valentine by Amy Crook, available on Etsy

Instagram Valentine by Amy Crook, available on Etsy

  • Title: Instagram Valentine
  • 5 in. x 5 in. Japanese watercolor and glitter gel pen on Arches cover black paper
  • $79 for the original (tax will be added if you live in CA)
  • Frame is not included, but can be added for $50 (shipping included)
  • Shipping is free anywhere in the world
  • Payment plans are available, just email me
  • The button below will take you to Paypal – if you’d like to pay another way, just let me know and we’ll work it out

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